Bright Side of Life by Funny Books Creator Corporation

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This creator corporation is a living corporation, that is, an incorporation of biochemical structures [ like a skeleton], systems [ like a nervous system], and an association of inner organs. Some parts and systems are not truly happy in the corporation, some just want to get out, or take a holiday for a while, but usually all disaster ends up in a somewhat unwilling cooperation. At least, we can say that up to date, it has always been so. We hope this collaboration will continue for quite a while yet. The being was incorporated an ungodly long time ago, so the hope about a long-term teamwork could be a good guess. – It is a limited company, that is, limited in many ways. For example, the corporation cannot breathe water, its memory cannot hold the Library of Congress, and so on.

(Hint: "incorporatus", from Latin means about "furnished with a body.")



amusing associationThis corporation has got uncountable trillions of employees, if we can believe the scientists. All these are working together for the benefit of the corporation, in order to secure its future. These are the cells of the incorporation. The corporation has also got about a hundred billion other kind of employees, in the form of gray matter. They are also working for the maintenance and preservation of the corporation, although on a different way from the other workforce. To be frank, we admit, that demonstrations, partial strikes, and other illustrations of discontent can come to pass, but no labor force has ever marched out in volume. This gives the corporation a kind of stability. 

Once the United Cells went through a triple operation, with some five holes in its abdomen. The wounds are remainders, to show that shit happens.



Hilarious CompanyFor an immorally and outrageously long time the only aim of the firm was just being happy about to be incorporated and have fun. This congregation was taught to read and write by its male founder at the tender age of five. Soon enough, the unit discovered, that it was also able to put together words on a funny way. So, regardless of the fact, that there was no need for it, the company outlet began in about the eighth year of the corporation's existence: it was a surrealistic poem, The Red Chorister. Nobody bought its message, so the production went over to the more comprehensible types. The outlet goods were poems and short stories, but the corporation never thought to submit. It was always for personal amusement: to family, friends, acquaintances and, when it ripened, to lovers.  





Jolly Weird Poem




   Weird red chorister

   Walks down the street

   In the night.

   Sings his own number,

   Chanting every beat

   In delight.


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You know you're no longer a kid when...

* Your parents' jokes are now funny.
* You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.

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Break The Sky SkinAnother special type of having fun for this corporation was learning. From astronomy to linguistic, from higher math to literature, everything seemed to be interesting - simply, life was interesting. When the enterprise got tired of life, it went to the library, borrowed about a dozen books, fiction and non-fiction, and immersed itself in them. The Assembly of Cells also attended universities in several countries.


<b>Circulus Vitiosus</b>Reading cut off a lot of time from production, but consuming texts about life, that is, fiction; and knowledge that is, non-fiction were both fun. Professionally, the corporation's most important phases were to become an architect, then a system programmer, and finally languages and communication.


                         FTwentyhundred-niner Mineror a long while the corporation was working day and night, [ day professionally, night creatively],  and it was well-paid for its services. [ See more in Services] In the 80's & 90's, from time to time this biochemical company traveled the world with its faithful backpack, living for years in a number of countries, in four continents. Book writing began in its travels. The entity's base camp was moved also many times, but only within Europe, together with its female partner corporation and daughter-companies. Nowadays the corporation joined a couple of high-IQ societies.



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Chuck Yeager Breaks the Sound Barrier (1947)

Days before becoming the first person to fly faster than the speed of sound, Yeager, a US Air Force test pilot, broke two ribs riding a horse. Afraid of being taken off the mission, he kept his injury a secret, even though it limited his movement so much that he had to reach with a broom handle to close the hatch on the X-1 experimental aircraft. Launched mid-air from a modified bomber, the X-1 broke the sound barrier, and Yeager became a legend. How fast was he flying when he went supersonic? More... Discuss

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Basically, the corporate spirits could be summed up as being artist or creator. These skills also came handy in its professional jobs. [ See more in > Services]

Supernaturally AmusingThis corporation subscribes to the ages-old belief, that there is more to this universe than the physical bodies. So, we believe that the physical body is the mix of four influences, or principles, like fire, earth, air and water. These are also the lower planes of existence. The higher planes of existence are the astral or ethereal [ emotional], the mental [ intellectual] and the spiritual [ divine].

So, what? Nothing. We do not have a religious mission. We don't sell salvation. We think people usually got the belief they deserve. Like their governments. We mention it only because there is always a slant of supernatural in any company outlet.

More about the taste of the corporation: it seems to lean also towards the humorous and the erotic. Its humor was mostly schooled on Wodehouse and Westlake, soaked with the corporation's own weird humor while the erotic interest was schooled by Chinese teachers.

On the other hand, the corporation is fully aware about the dark side of life, about the suffering and misery of body, soul and mind, and the exploitation of one group by another. This side is also shown in company creations.  





Hilarious Novels Witty NovelsThis syndicate was incorporated in the sign of Aries, so, the conscious decisions are usually made on that basis. The ascendant being the Capricorn, the unexplainable drives are usually become explainable by that. Even the dumb and foolish acts and decisions are usually explained away by the ascendant, although many times they are simply but dumb and foolish acts, period. In this, the corporation is very similar to most incorporated entities.

Note: Aries and Capricorn are similar, horny creatures. What does it mean? Let it be the homework of the astrology sstudent.  




 & Daily Clean Joke


Fifty Years Of Bliss

On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage.

The husband said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no 'I' in the word 'marriage.'"

The wife said, "For my part, I have never corrected my husband's spelling."

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God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.  ;-)

-- Well I have a feeling that God usually ignores this prayer ... Do it anyway.







Titles, classifications, descriptions and prices will be put up when the readers would be able to buy the books.

Right now there are four books under edition &/ preparation.

Presumable in the first quarter of the year 2018.


As we talked about in the "Services," all kinds of books were created, from poetry to romance, while nonfiction is from secret knowledge to textbook. The mode, the feeling changes from the highly hilarious to the darkly dramatic. What will be published and in what order is totally dependent on editors and a lot of publishing technicalities.



quill a jokeOn the written-word part of creativity, the corporation has an elegant and well-made list of its coming outlet. The only problem with it is that this corporation has never succeeded to make just the item that was next on its list. All written books, let it be fiction, nonfiction or poetry, came just like a lightning from a clear sky, instead of them which were on the list. So, the most the corporation can say, that it is working presently on about a dozen different projects, but has no idea which work will win the race. We will let you know as soon as we know...

The first couple of novels and nonfiction  had been discarded, then one was published in, which had been recalled. It's hard to be a perfectionist... ;-)    The writing goes on with full speed anyway.

What we can say that the corporation's passion is humor, then comes philology and its vicinity, that is, languages, linguistics, literature, history and philosophy. On the other hand, the love for mathematics and any branch of science is a fact. Also likes to research the hidden facts of humanity. So, we can say it got a renaissance interest.

Several books are under editing, and/or in the process of creating printable book block. The book producing and selling is made by a separate, non-flesh corporation.


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Riot, n.: A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
Ambrose Bierce

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practical jokerThis corporation always led a double life: professional, like architecture, computer science, translation, etc. and creative artist. This site is for the creative artist.  As such, this corporation was good at several branches of art, for example, architecture, hand drawing, arts of the word, like short stories and poetry, and techno arts, like image creation: photography, photoset, casting, scene-taking, and short film. Whatever artistic crap you can think of, the corporation probably had a go at it.


One problem was that the company spirit was quite wild and cheeky; for a good punchline it had lost with a light heart any kind of creative contract. By outsider opinions, the corporation was said to be simply impertinent. Another attribute was that the corporation just loved to have, recommend and use outsider ideas about any branch of art it was in contact with.


Wildness and outsider spirit combined with its impertinence, resulted many times, that the Gathering of Cells guffawed and rolled with laughter in his lonely headquarters, thinking about the faces at his last company meeting with potential contractors, but couldn't have got money for fuel [ =food], if there were not a professional side.


Finally, by chance, or, as this firm thinks sometimes, by an unfortunate series of events, it came out that the entity was a good and trustable worker of words. It could imitate any style, and so it got some relatively well-paid ghost-writer jobs. Later on the corporation realized that ghost-working was possible in all the fields it was well-versed, that is, was qualified or trained or talented. Somehow there were many people out there who were too lazy or too busy to do their own jobs. In many fields, like advertisement copy, etc.


ghostly funnyThe corporation was engaged in several fields of creation, from architecture to poetry, but, in fact, can't show many earlier products. The unit admits that its excuses, on the first hand its ghost-creating past, on the second hand its non-existent archiving routines, and on the third hand its laziness, on the fourth hand, the penalties it is threatened by the signed contracts, are actually just excuses. So, let's just say that the corporation finished its services. And, instead of wailing, here are some stories.


The female parent company made a call to some relatives by the way of the local train. Traveling back homeward, she began a conversation with another woman. When she told the family name, the woman she met persuaded her to leave the train at a stop. The woman showed her the house, which was designed by the corporation, then invited her to dinner, and told her gratitude to the creation, she was so satisfied with the design. And the corporation felt proud.


funny moneyAnother story. This creator was just coming back to Sweden, and as usual put in an ad in the biggest daily newspaper for creative work. A man called about a ghostwriting project. We agreed about the terms, even about the price, and he said he would call when he'll get back from the country. Some days later he called again. He revealed that he wanted the company to live in his spare room. When he understood that the corporation has a partner company and a daughter company, (not to mention the company cat,) he abruptly finished the conversation, and never returned the corporation's calls. -- Some people are truly mysteries.



& Article of the Day


The Vajra is a ritual object that holds a symbolic significance to Buddhists and Hindus. The scepter-like implement, whose name means both "thunderbolt" and "diamond" in Sanskrit, is said to have the ability to cut through ignorance like a thunderbolt and be indestructible like a diamond. In Buddhist rituals, it is often employed in conjunction with a bell in order to achieve enlightenment. In Hindu mythology, the vajra is the weapon of the god Indra and is said to be made of what? More... Discuss





support for a daughter company

This corporation, the author of its books, supports each and every reader who buy any book in any way at all...  And what the heck is this support finally? The company warmly thanks any and every reader. We send a grateful feeling to all buyers via the Astral Plane. Really and truly.





His Masters VoiceWe listen.  

-- Well, actually, we do not listen to emails anymore. We have tried for a long time, but couldn't hear a thing. So, from time to time, some of the team opens an email, and read it -- if it's witty enough. Sometimes she even answers, but no guarantee about that.

hehhIf you are an email hardliner, here is an email anyway:






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The aim is to keep it to be a witty web site. Let us know your opinion. It really can happen that we use your idea.

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Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, acronym, the B.O.O.K.

It's a revolutionary breakthrough in quantum technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk.

Here's how it works: each B.O.O.K. is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using the yet newer double-sided technique, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.

Each sheet is scanned optically by your eyes, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The B.O.O.K. may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The "Browse" feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Most come with an "Index" feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval. And you can do all that anonymously.

An optional "B.O.O.K.-mark" accessory allows you to open the B.O.O.K. to the exact place you left it in a previous session -- even if the B.O.O.K. has been closed down. BB.O.O.K.-marks fit universal design standards; thus a single B.O.O.K.-mark can be used in any B.O.O.K. by any manufacturers.

Portable, durable and affordable, the B.O.O.K. is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language [ acronym, the PENCIL].

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